April 11, 2014
Want to know how socially awkward I am?

Chick: we should exchange numbers!

Me:…why? *confused*

Boyfriend: *nervous laughter* “shes joking here” *gives number*

Me: wait…why did u give her my number?

Boyfriend: “this Ashley is why you have no friends”

He still had to explain to me in the car what happend…

5:13pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZpUIfs1CmKtsj
Filed under: awkward funny 
April 10, 2014
found a leprechaun trying to steal our dice! 

found a leprechaun trying to steal our dice! 

April 10, 2014
so majestic 

so majestic 

2:40pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZpUIfs1Cg2DPQ
  
Filed under: unicorn magic funny pics lmao 
April 10, 2014
My awkwardis captured my a large chair 

My awkwardis captured my a large chair 

2:39pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZpUIfs1Cg1we_
Filed under: awkward funny pics 
April 10, 2014

March 27, 2014

The Pony Dance

March 27, 2014
I’m wrapped around his talons <3

I’m wrapped around his talons <3

March 27, 2014
My adorable Green Cheek Conure Oliver &lt;3

My adorable Green Cheek Conure Oliver <3

March 27, 2014
i-punched-a-werewolf:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 


IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE


NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND



at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours



you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?



Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet

i-punched-a-werewolf:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

image

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


image

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

image

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

image

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

image

image

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

image

Can we be included in this!?

image

Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet

(Source: hungarian, via katelyn994)

March 19, 2014

Sam trying to lessen the spread of genital herpes

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