September 29, 2014
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
September 28, 2014

Downtown ♡

September 28, 2014

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

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September 25, 2014

My Devin’s are so cute

September 25, 2014

September 23, 2014

So the guys and I have joined a writers group and tonight I wrote from the POV of a coffee pot in the lobby and had everyone laughing…one person even cried…

September 22, 2014

Soooooooo I saw someone new was following me and was like, oh cool imma check em out…ew…no. stop posting nudes like…I don’t want to see you and 3 men fucking..

September 22, 2014

bwing-s:

bestvidsonline:

Rescued dogs - before and after! These people who saved them did an amazing job!

Todo perro de la calle tuvo alguna vez un dueño…

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September 22, 2014

Was sitting on my porch when a rainbow appeared!

8:41pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZpUIfs1RSPwCp
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September 21, 2014

I see this Minecraft obsession and i’m like …nope staying far away from that! (so far stayed away from Angry Birds, Farmville, and all the other crazy games yall shun and kill people over lol)

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