— My little bro Ben haha
My cutie pie green Cheek Oliver :)
some oldish pics that I love lol
Chick: we should exchange numbers!
Boyfriend: *nervous laughter* “shes joking here” *gives number*
Me: wait…why did u give her my number?
Boyfriend: “this Ashley is why you have no friends”
He still had to explain to me in the car what happend…
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my body couldn’t handle it,
and I threw it all up.
I texted my dad saying,
“I think I took a little too many...
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