|When someone walks slower than me:||omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma|
|When someone walks faster than me:||jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt|
|When someone walks at the same pace as me:||who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops|
I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
My Devin’s are so cute
So the guys and I have joined a writers group and tonight I wrote from the POV of a coffee pot in the lobby and had everyone laughing…one person even cried…
Soooooooo I saw someone new was following me and was like, oh cool imma check em out…ew…no. stop posting nudes like…I don’t want to see you and 3 men fucking..
Rescued dogs - before and after! These people who saved them did an amazing job!
Todo perro de la calle tuvo alguna vez un dueño…
Was sitting on my porch when a rainbow appeared!
I see this Minecraft obsession and i’m like …nope staying far away from that! (so far stayed away from Angry Birds, Farmville, and all the other crazy games yall shun and kill people over lol)
- When someone walks slower than me:omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandmaWhen someone walks faster than me:jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt... ...
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me